Customer Empathy is Dead
A line in the sand is drawn. Imaginationland is on one side. Customers, the FTC, and hedge funds are on the other.
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It’s Time to Dump Data-in-a-Box Companies Like Baremetrics and ChartMogul
Data-in-a-box companies are going out of style like bell bottom jeans and mood rings. There are easier ways to manage your data.
A Snowflake Credit, an Analytics Engineer, and a Venture Capital-Backed Data Observability Startup…
The Snowflake Credit orders three tall glasses of whiskey. The bartender says, “Sorry, Snowflake Credit, you’re already wasted.”
Introducing the Tech Bros Show: A Higher Interest Rates Podcast
Why start a weekly podcast show in 2023? Aren’t there already too many pontificating talking heads in the tech world? When is enough…
Snowflake is a Table Game; Google Cloud is a Casino
There are these two young cloud data engineering fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older cloud data engineering fish swimming…
Against Config as a Lifestyle
Fight the Trap of Config-Heavy Human Middleware Jobs
A Modest GPT-* Proposal
For preventing unemployed tech workers from being a burden on their economy or country, and for making them beneficial to the public.
Mitigating the Data Bullwhip
Handoff management is the only way to escape data supply chain inefficiencies
6 Reality-Based Predictions for Data in 2023
This past week, Tomasz Tunguz of Redpoint shared his 9 Predictions for Data in 2023.
Dyslexic Analytics Engineer Accidentally Does ETL
SAN FRANCISCO — Local dyslexic analytics engineer Skye Robinson is in absolute shambles after realizing that for the last two years at his…
How Fivetran CEO George Fraser’s NRR Bro Math Perfectly Encapsulates Modern Data Stack Ponzi…
Let’s debunk some more BS
How Fivetran Actually Fails: Part III: Fivetran’s CEO Starts Making Stuff Up on the Internet
Let’s go even further up the Mekong of Modern Data Stack Disreality